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We’re doomed!

Here’s something you ought to know about living on planet Earth. We’re standing on a giant globe that rotates on its own axis, and also rotates around the Sun. Right where you’re standing, deep below the surface you’re standing on, it is hot enough inside the Earth to melt metal! In fact, there’s molten metal sloshing around in there RIGHT NOW! Molten metal!

While that’s going on, our pal the Sun is shooting dust at us. Yes, that’s right—solar winds are blowing enough dust to scrape the atmosphere right off Earth’s surface like sandpaper taking the skin off an apple—RIGHT NOW! No air!

I haven’t been able to sleep a wink since I found out about all this. We’re doomed!