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Atomic Clocks

We’re now at the point where we can talk about…atomic clocks, which lose only one second every 100. Million. Years. Yay!

What is an atomic clock and how does it work? That’s an excellent question. Honestly, I have no idea. You would think, as an adult grown-up-type guy, I’d know something like that. I don’t. I avoided science classes in school so I could hang out in the art room.

I don’t know how you get atoms to float around in a tube so you can zap ‘em with radio waves until they change into a different energy state and bounce off a detector that counts the atoms in their new changed state and funnels the whole mess into a feedback loop…

I need to go away for a few days and marinade myself in sciency research until I figure this one out. I’ll be back. In the meantime, please enjoy this hold music—

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